COSMO KRAMER, TWO

Two. Boom. That’s my first brain blast when I think of Kramer’s idiosyncratic humor. 

Is that really his Enneagram number, though?

It’s his interest in collecting that leads me to a Two. He’s constantly accumulating or rearranging or testing: the bed drawers, the movie hotline, the vegetable shower. He’s very busy and enjoying all of it.

He always has an iron in the fire. This could be Seven-like, but Kramer really doesn’t seem like a Head Type. He’s eclectic, but he’s also just wacky. Planning is not really a thing. He’s spur of the moment, and away he goes.

Also, he’s very Heart Type. His relationship with Newman always has a touch of envy to it.

He’s not a Three. Too rattled and explosive. And although he feels big emotions, he’s not a Four. He’s not self-deprecating enough, and he doesn’t really feel depression. Life is always good.

Kramer is actually a great example of a Man Two. Very charming, and just slightly overwhelming.