BART SIMPSON, EIGHT

A prankster. A Loki. Someone who doesn’t give two figs for society’s measures of achievement and success. A rebel. A mischief-maker.

Whoa, we have so many Enneagram directions we could go here!

Not a Three. Bart’s comfort with failure, his seeking of it, cancels that option.

Not a Five. He’s too much of a rule-breaker, and shame has no effect on him.

Not a Nine. He thrives in conflict.

Not a One, not a Six. Rules again, and also justice. He doesn’t care about right and wrong.

Not a Two. Compassion is not his game.

That leaves Four, Seven, and Eight. I’ve already called Lisa Simpson a Five. That means, because family tends to line up around the Enneagram together, Bart’s more likely a Seven (Five’s weakness move) or Eight (Five’s strength move).

His monkey qualities lead toward Seven. His fearless leap at life leads toward Eight. Body or Head?

Well, that pretty much answers it. Bart is no Head Type.